As the police showed up to haul off the idiots and take statements, Hannibal sighed and looked around at the guests that were left. Jono's shirt had been shredded, and he took off his jacket to offer it to him.

He raised his voice to be heard by the remainder of the audience. "Fortunately, the food was mostly in the kitchen," with the notable exception of the cake, which Logan was wearing, "and will still be able to be served." If they could find enough unbroken tables.

"There is also," he noted dryly, "an open bar." They would need it.