sharp_as_knives: (formalwear)
sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote2016-06-04 10:45 pm

Jono and Hannibal's wedding, the Ritz-Carlton, Jono's Westchester, Sunday

Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC
myownface: (Pouty Redhead)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sparkle blinked as he was joined by... that girl who had needed that coat, that one time. And then held the knife he was holding out to her, handle first.

"I'll want that back," he noted, pulling a second one out from under his coat. "It was a gift."

They both were, actually. And Sparkle was so going to thank Leto for it if they made it out of here alive.
crimson_sister: (looking away)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Of course." Not that Lucille wouldn't want to own one like this, but she would give it back. She was prepared to do many things, but stealing someone's treasured knives wasn't one of them. She accepted the knife and clung to it.

"I assume this isn't a regular occurrence at weddings?"
myownface: (Yeah Sure)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
"This is the first wedding I've ever been to," Sparkle noted, "but I want to think I would've heard more about 'crazy guys with robot parts and guns' if this happened more often."

He yelped and ducked just in time as a... something sharp, purple, and electrified went whizzing past his head and embedded itself in the wall behind him.
crimson_sister: (looking down)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Lucille quickly dropped to the floor, ungracefully crawling forward to peek behind the table. She quickly pulled back.

"First one for me too," she said, drawing a deep breath. I imagine Dr Lecter would have warned me if this was..."

She was interrupted by another loud blast, which made her close her eyes and crouch deeper.
myownface: (GASP)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not normal," Sparkle yelped as some guy nearby turned into ice and started making it hail indoors. "This is so not normal!"

Was there room underneath the table to take cover from that in? For the two of them? Because Sparkle was going to try that.

"Dr. Lecter is going to hear words if he knew this was going to be a thing!"
crimson_sister: (anger)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
In this situation Lucille had no objection to offer Sparkle room under the table as well. She pulled her skirt around her to make sure it wasn't covered in ice.

"I would mention it too." She did have a lot of respect for Dr Lecter, but if he had known, she felt she would be in her right to complain.

"I thought it was only the island that suffered fro invasions." Loud bangs made that comment nearly inaudible.
myownface: (Argumentative)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, plenty of places suffer from invasions," Sparkle replied, in a loud stage whisper that was just barely trying to be heard over those bangs. "Clearly we're just from the sane ones."

Sparkle knew nowhere about where Lucille came from besides that it was old-timey. Right now, that didn't really seem to matter.
crimson_sister: (ghostly)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
At least they had that in common, as well as being stuck under a table together.

Another purple thing exploded near them, and Lucille made a small jump, which made her hit her head on the underside of the tabletop.

"Do you know how to use the knives?" Lucille asked, just to make sure. She expected he had some idea.
myownface: (Worry)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Kind of," Sparkle replied, wincing a little as her head hit the table. Damn, that had to be unpleasant. "I mean, I've had training, and I work with them, but I haven't used them against anybody before."

It was still better than nothing, right? Leto and Atton were both excellent teachers.

"Do you?"
crimson_sister: (looking away)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"I have practiced with my friend Cassandra. In the Salle." Which meant she had no practical experience either. "I wish she had been here." She rubbed her head.
myownface: (Look Downish)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind if Atton or Leto were to come diving to the rescue," Sparkle muttered, flattening himself against the floor a little more as he heard heavy, metallic footsteps falling nearby.
crimson_sister: (peek)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Leto and Atton coming to the rescue with be an interesting sight.

Lucille held her breath and remained as still as she could, hoping to go unnoticed.
myownface: (Screaming)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle did very much the same. Until that metallic foot pivoted somewhat, the person who owned it clearly thinking he had spotted something around here. There was the slightest gap in the tablecloth, just enough for Sparkle to watch that particular motion with mute horror.

When the owner of that foot went to take another step toward the table and the table itself started to shift overtop of them, that was when Sparkle plunged his hand out from under the tablecloth to bury his knife up to the hilt in a hinge in the guy's boot.

"Run run RUN RUN RUN!"
crimson_sister: (stab)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That seemed like the best possible advice, really, and Lucille bolted stabbing rather aimlessly at the metal-booted one in the process.

If there was a door, she was heading towards it.
myownface: (Yeah Sure)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, Sparkle was not that far behind. The man he stabbed was howling and shooting at things, and Sparkle was outta there.

Just because he could fight didn't mean he was stupid enough to try.
crimson_sister: (looking down)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There was something about knowing one's limits. And there was a door. Lucille stumbled through it, gasping for breath.