sharp_as_knives: (formalwear)
sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote2016-06-04 10:45 pm

Jono and Hannibal's wedding, the Ritz-Carlton, Jono's Westchester, Sunday

Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC
rebelseekspizza: (dante - fond of you)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Dante eyed the bottle. He was in a better mood right now. "Still time to drop the beer in favor of something more awesome," he said.

Trying not to smirk at Hairy Cake Man over there.
myownface: (Lopsided Grin)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle was so smirking at Hairy Cake Man.

"You're right," he agreed, putting the unopened bottle into his pocket, because let's be real, he was so coming back to the beer later. "Fruity vodka drink, here I come."
rebelseekspizza: (dante pb - down)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Dante snagged up a glass and dutifully poured in a bunch of strawberry vodka, handing it over to Sparkle. See? He could share.

... with other people's drinks.

"So how many bottles do you think we can smuggle out of here without anybody noticing?"

Just because he didn't hate Starsmore the way he used to hate Starsmore didn't mean he wasn't going to rob these two blind of as much liquor as possible.
myownface: (Oh really?)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, he said it was an open bar," Sparkle noted, thoughtfully. "And I wasn't told anything up front about danger pay for DJing at this thing..."

There was a pause, and then he added, "Plus I never go anywhere without my backpack."

So, the answer was 'a lot.' It helped that most of the music equipment hadn't survived and there was an excess of storage for it, now.
rebelseekspizza: (dante pb - down)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"You wanna see what we can grab and get outta here?" Dante said. He took a swig directly from the bottle, then eyed their surroundings critically. "'Cause I'm thinking yellow's so an hour ago."
myownface: (And?)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"And I usually actually like yellow," Sparkle noted, grabbing for two more bottles of whatever was in reach and tucking them underarm. "But this shit is fucked up."

He was so game for going wherever you were going, Dante. He had no intentions of sticking around to give a statement to the damn cops, either.
rebelseekspizza: (dante: ... huh)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Dante had no idea where they were going yet, but funnily enough, his desire to see cops laid about fifty miles below zero. He grabbed something that looked like upscale whiskey, and... okay, that was orange. Good enough.

"Yeah, what the fuck was up with that anyway?" he said. "Normally wedding crashers just get drunk and hit on bridesmaids."

... or DJs.
myownface: (Lip Chew)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sparkle wouldn't admit to jumping a little at the hand from behind if he was pressed to do so. But it totally happened.

Still, that was basically permission to make off with as much of the booze as they could carry, so Sparkle plastered on a grin and said, "Yeah, taking my payment out of the bar. Don't worry about cutting a cheque."

Or do, but know that Sparkle was planning on making off with at least that much in booze. And a Dante.
rebelseekspizza: (dante pb: thinky)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
See, but having permission took some of the fun out of it.

Not all of the fun, though. Dante was broke and this was going to go a loooong way. "These guys just really, really hate Starsmore or something?" he asked, eyeing Hannibal.

Gave a mental shrug, and got back to picking out bottles.
myownface: (Kida Blue.. Blonde)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
... Sweet. Sparkle so wasn't going to argue, here. He could always use the money. Even when he wasn't actively using the money.

"Thanks. And sorry about your wedding," he muttered, making one more grab for something vaguely greenish and kind of glittery looking before nodding to Dante. "Wanna go get one of those boxes?"

And then get totally smashed and/or laid?
rebelseekspizza: (dante: ... huh)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] rebelseekspizza 2016-06-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Both. Both was good.

Someone needed to ruffle that clean-cut thing Sparkle had going on right now, and Dante nominated himself. Been a week and so way too long since he last felt like ruffling.

He shrugged. "Sure," he said. "I think I got anything that looks like it's got strawberry in it, but warn me if you spot anything." With that, he was off, towards the boxes.
myownface: (Kida Blue.. Blonde)

Re: Aftermath

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle made a little nod, grimaced a bit as he looked around again, and then he was scampering off after Dante.

Carefully. He was so not going to risk dropping the booze. The more alcohol that survived, the better for ruffling later on.