sharp_as_knives: (formalwear)
sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote2016-06-04 10:45 pm

Jono and Hannibal's wedding, the Ritz-Carlton, Jono's Westchester, Sunday

Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC
crimson_sister: (peek)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Leto and Atton coming to the rescue with be an interesting sight.

Lucille held her breath and remained as still as she could, hoping to go unnoticed.
myownface: (Screaming)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sparkle did very much the same. Until that metallic foot pivoted somewhat, the person who owned it clearly thinking he had spotted something around here. There was the slightest gap in the tablecloth, just enough for Sparkle to watch that particular motion with mute horror.

When the owner of that foot went to take another step toward the table and the table itself started to shift overtop of them, that was when Sparkle plunged his hand out from under the tablecloth to bury his knife up to the hilt in a hinge in the guy's boot.

"Run run RUN RUN RUN!"
crimson_sister: (stab)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
That seemed like the best possible advice, really, and Lucille bolted stabbing rather aimlessly at the metal-booted one in the process.

If there was a door, she was heading towards it.
myownface: (Yeah Sure)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] myownface 2016-06-05 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, Sparkle was not that far behind. The man he stabbed was howling and shooting at things, and Sparkle was outta there.

Just because he could fight didn't mean he was stupid enough to try.
crimson_sister: (looking down)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] crimson_sister 2016-06-05 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
There was something about knowing one's limits. And there was a door. Lucille stumbled through it, gasping for breath.