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sharp_as_knives ([personal profile] sharp_as_knives) wrote2016-06-04 10:45 pm

Jono and Hannibal's wedding, the Ritz-Carlton, Jono's Westchester, Sunday

Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC
glacial_queen: (You Know You Want Me)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-05 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"They are far more docile than I ever was at that age," Karla said. "I was just going to fling a shield over them and be done with it, but works." She gave them a brusque nod. "I foresee myself brewing several soothing potions before the reception is over. It's all work work work and I'm not even part of the wedding party."
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Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-06 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"What on earth possessed you two to have your wedding here of all worlds?" Karla snorted, snapping her fingers and turning one of the attackers into a gout of witchfire. He didn't even have time to scream before he was a charred skeleton and slagged metal. "We're just lucky it's not Sentinels and the Church of Humanity."

Then Karla would have had to put in, like, actual effort.
glacial_queen: (Noooooo)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-06 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
"The island has a community center," Karla pointed out. "This place is never safe."

For example...there was the chaos brewing all around them!
glacial_queen: (Smirk 1)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-06 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Summer's coming," Karla said wryly. "May I suggest a nice garden wedding in a world that doesn't have it in for either of you?"
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Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-06 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"The island generally likes weddings, I've noticed," Karla said. "I think she's a romantic."
glacial_queen: (Raised Eyebrow--Amused)

Re: BUT THEN!

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2016-06-06 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Just make sure she's not pregnant again, or you won't be able to serve wine or smoked meats," Karla advised. "I once got murdered over sushi. In a suitcase."

"It was one of those weekends everyone was insane!" Warren called, where he was pounding one of the guys' heads against a table. "And I've said I was sorry!"