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Hannibal had done his research, gotten samples and photo files and quotes, and had narrowed it all down to a number of possibilities for engagement announcements. Simply posting it in the papers as was traditional would have been simpler, but given the number of cities, worlds, and times to cover, and the potential for some of them not being covered at all, this was the only way to ensure they missed nobody.

Now he just had to pin down Jono.

Possibly literally.



[OOC: For the one mentioned, but open to whatever!]

Date: 2016-01-10 01:54 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was only sort of contemplating burning down the Groovy Tunes by the time he managed to close up shop and escape the errant stereo for the evening. And managing to resist doing so wasn't going to change the fact that he had 'If The Moon Was A Cookie' stuck in his head and attempting to do some sort of unholy mashup with some kind of ridiculous number about a peach inheriting a hairbrush from a cucumber.

Or... something.

Either way, he looked relieved, if anything, when he finally made his way in through the front door after his Groovy Tunes shift.

//Remind me to get a new stereo for th'shop, please,// he muttered as he shut the door behind himself and crouched down to untie his boots. //The old one's going to drive me completely barmy at this rate.//

Date: 2016-01-10 02:07 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Crossed Arms)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Not hardly,// Jono muttered, following along. //I was going to replace it with some cheap, refurbished number. That way, when it inevitably develops an attitude and a mind of its own, I can remind it that I rescued it from warehouse hell. Or at least feel less guilty about spitefully smashing the bloody thing.//

Vindictive much, Jonothon?

Date: 2016-01-10 02:23 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Back to being Invisible)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono squinted a little, but let himself be nudged along. This felt... a little like a trap.

Most things did, when you were Jonothon.

//Decisions? Oh?//

Don't play dumb, Jono.

Date: 2016-01-10 02:46 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (SHOCKED yup)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Yep. It was a trap.

Jono squinted at the screen a little, and then looked at Hannibal, and hen looked... back at the screen.

//The off-white's good,// he decided, because like hell he knew what he was doing with these things. //And borders, you said? Like, ah, something shiny?//

Metallic embossing, Jonothon. That was metallic embossing.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:00 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Very disappointed in you)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Oh, Jono was giving you such a look, Hannibal. Right before peering at the choices.

//I like the colour,// he noted, raising an eyebrow. //But how well would either of those frames look with a floral pattern over the top?//

Look, if Hannibal was going to be a brat, Jono was going to be one right back.

Still at his own expense, admittedly.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:05 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Orly?)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono squinted a little as Hannibal flipped through the patterns that were available, and then shook his head, pulling out his phone from his pocket.

Sometimes, he just had to acknowledge that he knew how to use the internet. Just so long as people didn't expect him to drop the charade forever, later on.

A quick google image search, and he was holding it up, to show Hannibal just what he had in mind.

//More like this. Think we can work with that?//

Date: 2016-01-10 03:12 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Know It All)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Well, it's about as topical as saffron, wouldn't you say?//

Brat.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:21 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Turtleneck)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//That and that?// Jono peered at them thoughtfully for a few seconds, and then nodded a little. //Not too flowery. I can live with not too flowery. Is there a place to test to see how our names look in that one?//

Look, Jono's name had, like, three Os. When you got into swoopy loopy things with a name like Jonothon, it was easy to get lost a few times along the way.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:26 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Understanding)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Which meant... that Jono was squinting again. The font was fine, or as good as it was going to get with a name like his, but, er...

//Mr Jonothon Evan Starsmore?//

Mr. Starsmore was Jonothon's Granddad, Hannibal.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:38 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Eyeroll)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//And I don't go by 'miss' even when my body disagrees,// Jono agreed. //But 'Mr' sounds so... formal.//

Well, Jono, it was an engagement announcement.

Date: 2016-01-10 03:59 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Back to being Invisible)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was now trying, and failing, to keep himself from visibly squirming.

//It certainly looks very... ah... there's... it's got composition...//

He didn't like it.

//People know I'm a guy,// he hedged. //Do we really need to include that bit?//

Date: 2016-01-10 04:07 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Turtleneck 2)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//If you so much as type the 'G' in general I'm going to divorce you before we've even announced our bloody engagement,// Jono groaned, burying his face in one hand. //And yours is... you've worked hard for it. Of course you're Dr. Lecter, you earned that. But hell, I'm at the front of a classroom and I tell my students to call me Jono. 'Mr. Starsmore' is me, arguably, but he's not really me.//

Standing on formality made Jono squirmy. Way squirmy.

Date: 2016-01-10 04:17 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Crossed Arms)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//True enough, but 'miraculously still living carrier of a temperamental X-gene' won't fit on the announcement.//

He wasn't going to make this easy for you, Hannibal.

Date: 2016-01-10 04:33 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (One of those days)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//It is,// Jono muttered. //But Hannibal proposed to Jonothon. Doctor didn't propose to Mister.//

Mister was not even in the same hemisphere as the almond porridge at the time. Mr Starsmore probably would have been far more composed about finding the damn nut in the breakfast he hadn't asked for, for a start.

Date: 2016-01-10 04:56 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Facepalm)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono gave an uncomfortable little squirm, but... hell, it seemed like a fair enough compromise. Save the formal titles for the formal invitations, and keep the announcements comfortable.

Maybe he'd have his head wrapped around little things like formality by the time they'd settled on a date.

//That'll work,// he grudgingly allowed. //But if General even comes up when we're designing those ones, I'm taping all your neckties to the scratching post.//

All was fair in love and wedding invitations.

Date: 2016-01-10 05:07 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Crossed Arms)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Good.// Jono relaxed a little at that, looking back at the mock-up. //My name's too bloody long for that sort of thing anyway.//

Well, it was! And Jono wasn't about to have the same argument all over again with his middle name. At least he didn't mind his middle name, so much.

Date: 2016-01-10 05:14 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Casual duds)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was pretty sure that including 'the Cannibal' on the wedding invitations would probably give people entirely the wrong idea.

Or, ah, maybe the right one. But not a good one?

//Send it off,// he decided with a nod. //The sooner you do, the sooner we can figure out when people are free, and get to picking the actual date and working toward that. You still need to coerce me into a suit that looks good next to yours, after all.//

Date: 2016-01-10 05:34 am (UTC)
furnaceface: (Told you so)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//I'd love to,// Jono decided, nodding.

Hey, he still wasn't a tea person, but beggars couldn't be choosers, and it wasn't as though Hannibal's tea was unpleasant, after all.

//I'm going to get the cheapest, most overrated speakers on the entire island. Just wait and see.//

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