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Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 06:17 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (palm-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Eliot had too much prep to do to for the reception to do more than sneak in the back of the ceremony to watch. Just in time to catch the bruisers decide to bust in and break up the show.

And the cake.

He'd beat some of them soundly just as soon as he was done facepalming.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"... this isn't part of the ceremony, right?" Parker checked. Because let's face it, she'd been to more weddings where they'd planned something like that than not.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 06:50 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (parker oo-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
"Nah, darlin'." Eliot casually decked a goon. "Woulda gone a whole different direction with the food if this'd been planned."

More finger foods, definitely.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker nodded sympathetically, then tripped a cyborg goon and whipped out her taser to shoot him. "They wrecked your pretty cake, too. That's just mean."

She'd been looking forward to eating that, goon!

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 07:05 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (innocent-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
"I didn't make the cake." When would people understand that there was a reason why "pastry chef" was its own thing? "Had some other desserts lined up, though."

Jono's guests -- some of whom Eliot recognized from Kitty and Clint's wedding -- were pretty damn good fighters. He was actually rather enjoying watching the fight.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 07:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"Ohhhh. Okay, that's almost as ba--" Parker ducked down under a chair to avoid a thrown goon. "--ad. Whoa."

People needed to be more careful where they threw their combatants.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 07:12 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (chef-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Really, now. That was just poor fight form. The goon got up and tried to rush back into the fight. Eliot elbowed him in the throat.

"We may need to go make sure the actual food doesn't get trashed."

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"Save the food!" Parker held up her taser and yelled, "FOR THE DESSERTS!"

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 03:35 pm (UTC)
vdistinctive: (punchy-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
"You'll like the other stuff, too," Eliot reminded her, and started to clear them a path back to the food. "Swear to god, anything happens to those mini-pies. . . ."

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"I do like mini-foods; it means I can acquire more while I still eat them," Parker admitted, following closely after Eliot. Her Taser crackled in ominous threat at a goon who got too close.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 10:25 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Tux)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"You know, Parker's gonna get the wrong idea about weddings are like," Hardison noted as he sidled over to hide behind talk to Eliot.

RE: Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-06 03:03 am (UTC)
vdistinctive: (eyebrow-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
Eliot raised an eyebrow at him. "Pretty sure she already has."

Hell, it wasn't like Eliot had been to many "normal" ones himself.

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