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Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker was there, since Eliot was making the food, and she liked the grooms. She'd even stolen something for Hannibal *and* a rare recording of David Bowie's for Jono to share!

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:32 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Getting Ready)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
And Hardison was there because his partners looked damn good when they dressed up. Okay, that wasn't the only reason, but looking at Parker now was making those other reasons seem really unimportant. "You know, mama, it's gonna be awhile before we get to eat Eliot's dinner," he said with a grin. "Wanna come back later?"

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker smirked at him, and snaked an arm around his waist. "You don't want to hang around and see the actual vows or whatever?" Sell her on this, Hardison. You won't have to work that hard.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:36 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Tux)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Enh, they're all the same," Hardison said. "Do you, do you, good job, kiss the groom, bam. Done. The rest is all prayin' an' fancy speeches."

Or so television had led him to believe.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker hummed consideringly under her breath. She liked Jonothan the couple times they'd met; didn't really have an opinion on Hannibal. Mostly she was there to eat the food and dress up. Just like Hardison. "There have to be lots of back hallways for a production like this. Unless you had something else in mind?"

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:42 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Fond Look--Parker)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Well, I was thinkin'--" Hardison paused. Looked at her. "Wait, what are you thinkin' I'm thinkin'?"

Because he wouldn't put it past Parker to decide he was suggesting they go steal something while they were waiting to eat.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker snickered, aware of what he was probably thinking, but unable to resist messing with him a little. "We could do some good reconnaissance while everyone is distracted by music and words."

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:47 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Disgruntled)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
Cue the stuttering. "What? Babe! Really babe? I mean, with the you an' the me an' the tux--I know how you like me in tuxes, mama--but--for reals?"

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
More snickering, almost giggling.

"You know, so later, when Eliot is free, we know where to take him to de-stress him from making all this food." She grinned. "You're so cute when you sputter."

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:53 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Gettin Some Grin)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Oh? Ohhhh!" Hardison said, vastly relieved. "Tricky mastermind, ain't you? A'ight, so let's go do a little recon. Maybe test out a few likely places, so we know the best one when we got our boy back?"

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"Makes sense. Somewhere quiet, and comfy, where we're sure we wouldn't be interrupted... there are a lot of people around here, yeesh." She reached up to smooth his tie. As an excuse to smoothing his everything. "Nobody's going to miss us for a while, you're right about that. Except Eliot, and he's too busy to do anything about it."

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:00 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Amused)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
" 'Sides, he'll appreciate more when he realizes that we're gon' missin' for him," Hardison agreed.

Because that was exactly how Eliot would look at it, sure.

"Wanna go start pokin' around an' see what we find?" he suggested, voice husky as Parker touched him.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
Parker didn't say a word, just gave him a teasing smile, turned on her heel, and started walking for one of the side exits. Possibly with a little extra sway because of her heels. Of course.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:22 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Concerned (Bow Tie))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
Only for their sexy exit to be forestalled by the arrival of a lot of beefy-looking guys. With guns. For arms. Because of course.

"Babe," Hardison murmured. "I'm thinkin' we should go find Eliot. Nowish"

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"These people are damaging my calm," Parker muttered back to him, quoting that space cowboy thing he liked so much. "Oh look, I think that's -- yeah, that guy just hit the wall like Eliot punched him and kicked him."

It was, as Eliot would say, very distinctive.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:36 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Facepalm/scrub)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
And this was why Hardison loved her so completely.

"If they get into the kitchen, they're gonna ruin the food an' make Eliot waste appetizers on killin' 'em," he complained. "Let's go steal us a...a kitchen?"

He wasn't as good at this as Nate was.

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
"A buffet!" That worked too. Kitchen wasn't bad, though. "Got my taser. You need anything?" They could make something violent no problem!

Re: Arrivals

Date: 2016-06-05 11:45 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Aint Playin Around (All Three))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"I'mma have you an' an Eliot," Hardison said, hoping to avoid having to fight anyone. This was a really nice tux, okay? And also he was bad at it. "I'm good."

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