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Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weddingfailnpc.livejournal.com
Yeah, this particular goon hadn't gotten around to putting titanium plating around his nose or anything, so that was a fantastic crunching sound as he let go of Dante's wrist and staggered backwards, reaching to grab at his bleeding nose.

... With a hand covered in metal, which was about as helpful as one might expect.

"Goddamn it! I'll get you for that!"

Quiver in fear, Dante.

Or at least be mindful of the fact that he was disengaging his gun hand from his arm to level some kind of cannon at you, the barrel where the bottom half of his arm should have been. And firing...

... glue? Okay, guy.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 01:59 pm (UTC)
rebelseekspizza: (dante - arrival)
From: [personal profile] rebelseekspizza
... and now Dante was wondering how Lecter and Starsmore would feel about him dismembering somebody at their wedding.

Did it even really count if the limb was mostly metal?

"Fuck!" He slipped out of the way just in time, half his body tilting away from him. "Get some self-esteem, man. Nobody likes a bad guy who sticks to people all the time."

Moving, moving. Around the guy, eyeing him up. "Maybe I should've brought a can opener..."

Some people were witty in battle. Dante just got bored and liked stupid puns.
Edited Date: 2016-06-05 01:59 pm (UTC)

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weddingfailnpc.livejournal.com
"We threw him through the cake first!"

It was not actually an inaccurate statement, really.

"Stop moving!"

Yeah, that glue-gun was going to just point and shoot again. Because he was well-armored, but apparently a guy with very few tricks up his... arm.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:02 pm (UTC)
rebelseekspizza: (dante: ready for a fight)
From: [personal profile] rebelseekspizza
"No!"

Ah, to hell with it. Dante had a sword. That could be a can opener, right?

At least if you stuck it right into the mechanical part on someone's shoulder like that. Maybe he could wedge a chunk of this loose without just chopping the arm off? Maybe?

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weddingfailnpc.livejournal.com
"Hey, what are you-- stop that!"

There was a shower of sparks from that mechanical part, and a few visible jolts of electricity.

No blood, though. Apparently some weird e-business vendetta using mutants as their scapegoat for some reason or another was totally a good excuse for lopping off your arm and completely replacing it with a glue cannon.

"You're going to overload it!"

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:10 pm (UTC)
rebelseekspizza: (dante - arrival)
From: [personal profile] rebelseekspizza
"Okay," Dante said, actually briefly thrown by the sparks. "So I guess that's a yes to dismembering you people."

There went that ethical concern right out the window, thank god.

He janked the sword out and jumped back. Just in case that glue gun came at him again.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weddingfailnpc.livejournal.com
Well, some of them actually still had their original arms. It was a bit like a horrible, horrible Kinder Surprise that way. You didn't know what was inside until you got rid of the kind of not actually that great exterior.

"THAT IS A NO TO DISMEMBERING!"

Up went that arm again. About halfway. Any attempt at going higher than that was just met with more sparks. And this time, trying to fire the glue at Dante...

...

Well, the guy's arm kind of exploded in a mess of more sparks and some horrifyingly sticky shrapnel. So, that was fun.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:30 pm (UTC)
rebelseekspizza: (dante - in the sky (g))
From: [personal profile] rebelseekspizza
Dante's eyes widened. He darted back, dodging shrapnel as he went. Most of it went soaring past him-- except for the pieces that added a few more artful rips to his jeans, getting lodged in his leg.

... and the one that smacked him straight in the cheek and stuck there. He pulled a face, reaching up to tug on it. "Seriously, dude?" he said.

He turned his head and tried to identify any familiar teacherly faces in the crowd. "NO, REALLY, DOES ANYBODY CARE IF I TAKE SOME MORE LIMBS OFF?"

How else were you going to check?

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:34 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Bachalo Grim)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//IF THEY'RE USING THEIR LIMBS AS WEAPONS, PLEASE, DO DISARM THEM,// Jono called back, as the goon looked at the still sparking stump of his arm, and then promptly fainted.

It was possible the pun was intentional.

Jono would never tell.

Re: BUT THEN!

Date: 2016-06-05 02:37 pm (UTC)
rebelseekspizza: (dante - some bite)
From: [personal profile] rebelseekspizza
Dante snickered loudly. "Nice," he called, bending over to pick a few chunks of metal out of his legs.

He ducked back up just in time to fire a few rounds into another gunlike arm, then took a running dash and smashed into somebody hilt-of-sword-first. It worked just fine as a bludgeoning tool if you really wanted it to be!

This was one way to get his groove back, for sure.

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