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Despite the last-minute change of venue - when they'd finally found a date that worked, the contractors had run into snags at the Boards, and they'd ended up in Jono's world, at a banquet hall in Westchester that it had taken all of Hannibal's persuasion and Jono's reputation to get them - they were set up beautifully. The place was wood-panelled, and decorated in rich fabrics of black and light grey offset by twists of saffron and dark yellow roses. Candles (electronic ones) flickered at the ends of each row of seats that had been set up.

The dining room had been set up in the same colors as the main hall – silver-grey tablecloths with black and saffron plaid cloth napkins, china edged in the same colors, and black vases with flame-like saffron-colored flowers rising up from them.

Look, Hannibal had been forbidden from cooking for his own wedding; nobody had said a thing about decorating!

The tables had all been laid out with prominent place-cards at them, to let people know where they ought to sit. Not that anybody was enforcing it, but if Logan and Karla ended up at the same table, it would be no-one's fault but their own.

Eliot Eliot had prepared plenty of appetizers for people to snack on while they gathered, found their seats, and made small talk with their tablemates. There were mini asparagus and gruyere tarts, tiny yorkshire puddings, and lavender and earl grey scones.

For dinner, guests had three options: Honey-soy broiled salmon, spring lamb with a cranberry, tomato, and thyme crust, or vegetarian shepherds pie, all served with smashed peas and roasted sweet potato wedges with saffron aioli. Because you didn't have a theme like "saffron" without it showing up in the meal somewhere. The wedges were served wrapped in a cone of edible rice-paper newsprint, ala classic British street food, complete with traditional wooden chip forks. Eliot had even shelled out to have a J and an H inscribed on each fork.

Despite pleading "not a baker" when Hannibal asked about the cake, he still prepared – or arranged to be prepared, in the case of the first one – a few extra treats for dessert as well: a traditional Lithuanian šakotis and some cream-stuffed strawberries Sophie insisted were must haves for a proper British wedding – especially one that fell right in the middle of strawberry season.

Over all, he was pleased with the results. He hadn't even had to use his appetizers to fight off a vicious contract killer with a grudge, this time. He just hoped that everyone enjoyed eating it as much as he'd enjoyed making it.
Hannibal Fortunately, the vicious killers were the ones getting married, this time. And neither of them had a grudge against Eliot.

Which didn't mean Hannibal wasn't going to wander through and smell everything ahead of time.

And give those forks and newsprint a side-eye. Such a side-eye.
Eliot That expression was entirely unsurprising to Eliot. "They're traditional, man, trust me. Jono's gonna get a kick out of 'em."
Hannibal Hannibal sighed. "I'm certain he will." And since Jono couldn't actually eat the food, he might as well get his kicks from looking at it.

He shook his head and chuckled, then held his hand out to Eliot. "It all looks and smells wonderful; thank you."


[OOC: It's their wedding day! Free to attend for anybody who thinks they might have gotten an invitation, or even those who might not have.The more, the merrier! Portalocity will make it easy for you, since they're hell-bent on making Hannibal happy. There will be hijinks within, naturally. We couldn't resist. Preplayed with the lovely and wonderful [livejournal.com profile] furnaceface, [livejournal.com profile] vdistinctive, [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness, and [livejournal.com profile] that_oldsaying!]

Arrivals | Hannibal's dressing room | Jono's dressing room | The ceremony | BUT THEN! | Aftermath | OOC

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 02:47 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono kind of slumped sideways, resting his shoulder against Hannibal's and looking out at the chaos. What wasn't smoking was frozen over or covered in glue or just broken. A small chunk of ceiling dangled loosely for a few seconds more before giving up on life and dropping to the floor with a wet squelch.

//At least the food survived,// he mumbled.

Not at all sour about the fact that he was the only one who couldn't eat any of it. Really.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 02:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//I'll have to go and look at them before they're all gone,// Jonothon sighed, closing his eyes and leaning his head sideways to rest against Hannibal's shoulder. //Christ. We demolished the Ritz.//

That was a bad sign, wasn't it? Or was that actually good luck, like rain but much more potent? There had been hail for a minute there, and Jono wasn't completely sure if that was courtesy of Bobby or Ororo.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 03:14 pm (UTC)
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//Around here, it's basically a standard business practice,// Jono replied, wrinkling his nose. //It's a wedding involving mutants. Half the time it's a policy meant to drive us out, and the other half it's because they know they're going to need it.//

Especially in Westchester.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 03:21 pm (UTC)
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//I didn't think we were going to need it,// Jono protested. //How was I to know these bloody pillocks had been holding a grudge since shortly after I left high school?//

Seriously. It had been a long time. Even by this reality's standards.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 03:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//They murdered a mutant boy's parents in front of him,// Jono replied, leaning backwards, then, until his head bonked against what was left of another wall. //And were going to kill him as well, figuring that all mutants everywhere were somehow responsible for their own idiotic failures. I intervened, saved the boy, and... I figured they'd been bought to justice. I suppose justice is relative, where mutant killers are involved.//

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 04:53 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Oh, they are,// Jono agreed, tiredly. //They're very rude.//

Using a definition they could both agree on, more or less.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 05:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
And Jono just gave another little nod, and then lifted his hands to scrub at his face in exhaustion.

Today was not supposed to go like this.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 06:06 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//... I think I'll pass,// Jono decided, slanting a quick glance at Hannibal. //But be my guest, if you had your heart set on it.//

There was a pause, and then Jono added, //I hope Doop got that one on film.//

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 06:36 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Fire - Thinking)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//We'll have better luck at the Boards,// Jono agreed, nodding his head a little. He didn't look utterly convinced, but it had been a long day. //Highlight of the afternoon, right there.//

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 06:53 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (I Work Here)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
Jono was looking at you, Hannibal.

And then at the bar.

And then he was making grabby hands in that direction.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 07:16 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Fire - Head Bowed)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Lager,// Jono admitted, in a sort of sulky mumble. //Today was absolutely an occasion for lager.//

So was every other day, if you asked Jono. But still.

Re: Aftermath

Date: 2016-06-05 07:52 pm (UTC)
furnaceface: (Fire - Squinty)
From: [personal profile] furnaceface
//Oh god yes,// Jono replied, even before looking up at the pitcher. It was something that professed to be lager? Good enough for him. //If it isn't to your tastes, that's fine too, I understand. It's just sort of... you know. Comfort drink.//

From anybody who hadn't just had their wedding crashed by genocidal lunatics, that would've probably sounded like a problem, Jon.

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